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Одеяло
Убежало,
Улетела простыня,
И подушка,
Как лягушка,
Ускакала от меня.

vs:

...He looked up as an elderly striped mattress was extruded from an upper window and flopped down on to the flagstones below. After a pause, apparently to catch its breath, it rose a little from the ground. Then it started to float purposefully across the lawn and bore down on Rincewind, who managed to jump out of its way just in time. ("Sourcery")

Ну, правда, матрас не сам, его клопы вынесли.